Ahna is joined this week by “The Great Macchiato,” who tells her Halloween fortune using the ancient divination art of . . . Monster MASH.

You can discover your own Halloween fortune, too, using our book-inspired template or your own:

Setting
1800s England
The Underworld
1st Century monastery
Supermarket

Companion
Stodgy bow-tied neighbor
An imaginary dog
Gilgamesh
The Best Cat in the World

Oh no, you’re being chased by…
a manticore
a hungry bear
furniture
a cat

Outcome
You befriend a homeless bear
You become posthumously famous
Your library book is eaten
You invent a new treat

Now choose a spooky word, count the letters, and play like MASH, crossing off selections until you have one left in each category. Best of luck!

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