Crack up your children with these twenty five clean jokes!  

1. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

2. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.

3. How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.

4. What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed.

5. Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
Because she will “let it go, let it go.”

6. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.

7. What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.

8. What do you call two birds in love?

9. How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints.

10. What building in your town has the most stories?

The public library.

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11. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.

12. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.

13. How do you organize a space party?
You planet early.

14. What is a computer’s favorite snack?
Computer chips.

15. What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you.

16. How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves.

17. What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?

18. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

19. How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.

20. How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.

21. What is a tree’s favorite drink?
Root beer.

22. Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they’re two tired.

23. What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese.

24. Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

25. What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?